Lapel Pins

I don't understand the point of them (no pun intended). What are pins for in the first place? And what further purpose do pins on one's lapel serve? And what do you call that flower you put in your tuxedo before prom? Lapel pins are:

BAD

Answer: boutonniere.

Castles

They're so cool. Castles are:

GOOD

God, they are so cool.

Last Names

Without last names, we wouldn't know Chris Kattan from Chris Farley, Elvis Presley from Elvis Costello, or even Martin Short from Martin Luther King. So last names are:

GOOD

(I think Martin Short is the one in the top picture.)

Conversation Hearts

Here's a special Valentine's Day treat for you.

Yes, they taste like chalk. Yes, the messages are lame, especially when they try to be hip and modern (FAX ME! I don't own a fax machine, I can't fax you, sorry dude). But somehow, whenever I am handed a box of Sweethearts, I eat them. So I guess they're:

GOOD

There's nothing romantic about EMAIL. Not even "You've Got Mail" with Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks is the man.

Yogurt

It tastes good, it's good for you, it makes you feel really good, and it looks pretty good too. Yogurt is:

GOOD

Do you like frozen yogurt?

Dirt

Dirt is crucial to the growth of plants. Without plants, we'd all die. However, I am not a plant, and dirt tastes:

BAD

It also gets everywhere, like on your shirt.

Mallomars

Mallomars are:

GOOD

I love Mallomars.

Rock'em Sock'em Robots

I know I'm going to get a lot of criticism for this one, but I have to give these guys a:

BAD

The concept is great, the robots look pretty awesome, and it's always fun to punch your friends. The problem is that the actual gameplay just kind of sucks (and is also incredibly boring). All you disagreers, go find this game, play it, and try telling me blue doesn't win every single time.

Peanuts

Whether referring to the legume or to the comic strip, the verdict is a resounding:

GOOD

Unless you are allergic. Then it's bad.

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