Conversation Hearts

Here's a special Valentine's Day treat for you.

Yes, they taste like chalk. Yes, the messages are lame, especially when they try to be hip and modern (FAX ME! I don't own a fax machine, I can't fax you, sorry dude). But somehow, whenever I am handed a box of Sweethearts, I eat them. So I guess they're:

GOOD

There's nothing romantic about EMAIL. Not even "You've Got Mail" with Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks is the man.