Crayons

I was that jerk in second grade who had the set of 700 crayons, all neatly organized in a box with a little crayon sharpener lodged in the backside. And I never shared, because I knew some dick would break my crayons or sharpen them excessively just for the sheer pleasure of destruction. I loved my crayons...

Crayons are:

GOOD

Don't forget to peel back the wrapper before sharpening.