Sunday, May 25, 2008

Hand Dryers

On the front panel, they try to convince you why hand dryers are good (because they know everyone hates them). "Hand dryers reduce paper waste, energy costs, and are more sanitary than paper towels." Well, they also don't work. So you may as well use a rock to dry your hands. It would have all the same environmental/cost/cleanliness benefits.
Hand dryers are (for lack of a more terrible word):
BAD
This dryer's actually pretty cool. You press the button; it serves you bacon.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm SO glad you made this entry! I want everyone to know: this was inspired from Sammy's and my midnight trip to The Shining Friday night! YAY! Hand dryers SUCK!

J.D. Amato said...

I am a huge fan of hand dryers. If you allow an extreme amount of time for drying, you are able to get your hands completely dry-- nay, piping hot. Paper towels can't even compare.